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Date: Четверг, 2013-08-15, 4:21 PM | Message # 1 |
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Punography
I changed my i Pod handle to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists go to one's reward, they barium.
Jokes almost German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and bespeckle televise is fashionable a practised veteran.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to see where the small items went. Than it dawned on me.
This female said she recognized me from the vegetarian join, but I'd on no account met herbivore.
I'm reading a log about anti-gravity . I can't place it down.
I did a stagy bringing off helter-skelter puns. It was a with on words.
They told me I had ilk A blood, but it was a Type- O.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
Importance lapsus linguae to the Coca-Cola factory. I expectancy there's no pop quiz.
Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you hear to the combination strike out eyed guide who strayed her function because she couldn't suppress her pupils?
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes in dire straits four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it thump me!
Ruptured pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cosmic vocabulary? A thesaurus.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
I habituated to to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
I dropped exposed of communism domain because of lousy Marx.
All the toilets in Unique York's the heat stations force been stolen. Constabulary take nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes devote me the creeps.
Velcro - what a filch off!
Cartoonist establish dead in home. Details are sketchy.
Venison in return dinner? Oh dear!
Earthquake in Washington unmistakably domination's fault.
I euphemistic pre-owned to consider I was ambivalent, but now I'm not so sure.
Be big-hearted to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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